Local drivers

So here in Colorado they offer a "Right to Life" or some bullshit like that license plate. It has a columbine or some similar flower in the middle with right to life underneath. Fine, whatever. You believe that life begins at conception, that's your opinion, I personally think you're wrong, but that's for a different time. All I ask of you is that you learn to drive. For some unknown reason, and apparently I'm not the only one that thinks it, because after I told someone my view they said they had just read something similar in High Country News or some similar magazine, these people are without a doubt the worst drivers on the road. Usually they are driving between 5 and 10 mph slower than the speed limit, and granted, I like to drive a little faster, but if I'm on a two lane road, and you're not even going the speed limit, I'm really going to lose it. I've been known to have a little bit of road rage, I think growing up back east it is instilled in you, but these fuckers just get me going. It's as if they're all out for a Sunday drive without a care in the world, and all I want is to get to the grocery store to get some food in my belly, and they're slowing me down. It might even be all right if most of these people were older, because, well, they're old and they drive slow, but sadly, most seem to be middle age and just can't drive. So here's what I'm asking, learn to drive, stay in your lane, go the speed limit, or perhaps your right to life should be revoked.

This one sucked didn't it? I'm slightly ashamed by it, it kind of rambles on, probably doesn't make sense in some areas, but, because I care so much, I'm posting it anyways. This is why I never did well on writing assignments in college. I knew they weren't that good, but I submitted them anyways.